mexican prison

ok, let me esplain. no, there is too much. i sum up . . .

somehow i was suggested as a person who would help the MDA raise funds for kids with muscular dystrophy and the like. so the scheme is i go to a mock jail - put on a striped suite and everything - at carlos o'kelly's (a mexican/american restaurant)for an hour. they take my pic, throw some chips and salsa at me, and a handicapped kid gets to go to camp (if i make bail). volunteer "deputies" are coming to my office to arrest me, handcuffs and all. i plan to make as big a scene as possible. maybe even have someone take some pics, too. there's more info on the i need bail link if you scroll down to the bottom.

so far i've raised a whopping $25 which at least lets the kid see a glossy brochure of the aforementioned camp and will probably keep me in mexican prison for quite some time. so please donate. i promise to post pics of the whole thing when i get out. and, i'm not joking, i'm gonna find the sucka who turned me in.

of course, this is scheduled for july 13th. we should be getting pics of Joy in the next week or three. i may forget they are coming to take me away (ha ha) all together . . .